Hello,

...and welcom to my brain. capacity: thousands served.

Public Domain Band Names (you can have 'em!)
    -Copyright Violation
    -M.E.T.H.
    -Vampires that Suck
    -Mustard Dog
    -ManVirus
    -Brain TUMOR
    -Green Breeze
    -Col. Hankipank and the Privates
    -One Too Many Rootbeers
    -A Stolen D**k.
    -ImaginaryAirplane
    -Our Instruments Don't Work
    -The Broken Lightbulbs
    -DununununuBATMAN!
    -The three WiseGuys
    -Hidden Human
    -BubbleWrap!
    -Free Handjobs
    -Freshly Baked
    -The one that got away.
    -Psycho and the Hippie Grenades
    -GoogleSearch
    -B.A.C.O.N.
    -The Roasted Nuts
    -This Thing On?
    -MuttenChops
    -We Killed Disco
    -I before E
    -MonkeyMeat
    -And Stay out!
    -V.C.R. and the Cassetes
    -RoadBlock'd
    -WhoRipped
    -Potato Shooter
    -Chilled Brew
    -Ancient DVD
    -SAM I AIN''T
    -Whatsawhoosit

Some of my Favorite Game Quotes.

"Someone be beyond this wall"
"Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle."
"It's cuss'a that *#$@%^$ pizza that where in this mess"
"Careful, Mario! Don't let Bowser Bruise you!"
"Huff, Huff, Wheeze..Wow, you ARE fast, Like a human Blur!"
"Duh, who put the lights out?"
"There's a 75% chance that that object your standing on is, in fact, a cake."
"What is this? it feels like...Pants!"
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
"Good luck! ...You'll need it!"
"SSEEEEGGAAAAAAAAA!"

Random TV quotes:

-The Chinese. they know Math, Kung-Fu and have been going PeePee in our Cokes for years!
-That's right, honey. Big foot's making sugar cookies and Santa wants to take you to the oscars.
-Yeow!!! That's the most Penis-Compressinest, Testical Grippinest, Sperm Killinest pair of pants I've ever Seen!!!
-"Koma-Tie-Yai-Yippi-Yippi-yay!"
-Swing...your...arms...from side to side, COME ON! it's time to go do the MARIO!!!